Orsini: but no i don't wanna piss off caterina
Vitelli: well yeah but
Vitelli: i mean have you seen that hair
Vitelli: and those crazy dead shark eyes like idk if you wanna cross that
Cesare: WHAT'S UP
Vitelli: OMIGOD FINE WE'RE YOURS JUST DON'T HURT US
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doctor-wholock: timelessseaphire: ufuckinsnowglobe: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’ but there is an ‘ood’ wat
I want to see the reactions
dustlightandrain: Is it okay to sneak up to people with a sharpie and draw tally marks on them? Like just somebody sitting down and half asleep with their arm exposed. Even if they don’t react somebody can still ask them about it and of course the person will say they have no idea how the tally got there.
Basic Fainting Technique
brsis: rocaille: finishingschoolbooks: Once the gentleman has been manipulated into position, the lady may proceed with her intended mission. But whether the objective is to steal some secret prototype off his personage, or place a wooden hair stick through his heart, be certain it is done without wrinkling your dress. This is very important. if you aren’t reading gail...